1. Letter of Aplication
2. Warlock Tale
3. Green Fearie-Tale
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LETTER OF APLICATION
Dear Sirs,
In reply to Your advertisment I should like to apply for the post of secretary in Your Shool of Magic.
I'm 19 years old. All of my childchood I was a scared boy becouse of my parents. Then I had really made them sit up. So, they forced me to attend Warlock Secondary Comprehensive School at Damned Stone Forrest.
It was easy to pass all of the exams well. But in spite of that I did well on them, I was given the sack. Maybe if I hadn't been so fuckin' rude to teachers... but they had always got angry with me.
Since I left double damned school I've been taking an intensive course of being tough and cruel. I had no home, so I traveled a lot. I had known much about languages (mainly body-language...). So I speak fluently many foreign languages as Suahili and Bongo. Also I'm a professional man in asking puzzles. That's why I'm wanted by Hidden Warlock's Society to fire me in a pyre.
I should add that I'm a keen member of The Youth Shaman Association. I know how to cast several useful charms and put annoying curses.
If You think my qualifications are siutable, I should be grateful for the oportunity of having an interview. If You'd like I can be trying to get my references from my school. About extract from a report card index of H.
W.S. just forget.
yours faithfully
SCARYMAN
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WARLOCK TALE
It was a dark cold night. There was no stars in the Sky over the City. It was raining a bit. There was no people in a narrow street. Only one lamp, asphalt road and all windows were dark.
A young woman was walking along the street. She was all alone. Suddenly she heard foot-steps. The sound followed her for a moment. She stopped and slowly turned back. All she saw was darkness. No one was there. She was afraid. Maybe it was because of her watching TV too much. After a while she calmed down and began to walk again. Then she heard foot-steps again. And saw nothing. She was deadly scared but she kept on going. Someone was following her - she was sure of that - but who? A psychopatic killer as Jack the Ripper or crazy follower of an occult sect who wanted eat her heart. She slowed down as she was tired. The person behind her came closer so she went faster and faster. She started to run scared to death. Then someone grasped her arm and pulled back. She saw his awful face and wanted to scream but there was something mad in his eyes, eyes of a wild animal. "Don't say a word in the name of Satan" he spoke to her slowly. She throw kind of a scream out of her throat and then he hit her face. She lost cousciousness. He took her clothes off and raped her. When he was putting uot his knife she regain cousciousness screamed and started to defend herself. She was trying to run away but she slipped and fell down. The light blue steel shined in the shadow twice. He ripped her and scream turn into silence. At the end of ceremony he cut off her fingers and put them into her cunt. He stood up and went away. He had fucking gone to kill till the doom.
Pieces of her naked body were lying in the blood and in the rain as a sign of Evil till the morning light.
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GREEN FEARIE-TALE
Once upon a time... Over the hills and far away was
a Green Land. All was green over there. Not only grass and
trees but also birds in the green sky, game in the green forrest
but also strawberries and raspberries. Even silence was green.
A green blind beggar was sitting on a broken green tree
when appeared a little red brownie. He jumped out of
blackberry bushes and ran along the path. The beggar pulled
out a green fiddle and played lively music. Suddenly a
witch came from the forest. She flied a green vacum cleaner
which made crazy noise. That's why green squirrels and
woodpeckers fell down and lay deadly scared among the
bushes. She flied close behind red running man. She didn't
notice that he was hidding into a rabbits' hole. She had
gone.
Then, after while, red little man scrambled out of the
burrow and ran among the trees till he saw a tower made of
green old stone. He knocked at the door, but nobody
answered. There must have been no-one inside. A good place
to hide in. He pulled the mouldered gate. There was a cold
room downstairs and nobody was in there. But five green
candles in chanlier made of green metal gave green light.
He came upstairs and saw an old princess sleeping. He rang
the door-bell and she woke up. "Oh my deer", said he, "Why
have you got so big ears?". She said nothing but got up and
tried to catch him. She wanted to kiss her saviour. But he
was a speedy one. He ran away on the roof of the tower.
Then he jumped right down on a green suddled wolf waiting.
"Kennedy's Air Port" ordered "but quick!" added then. He
was upset. " I'm not from this fuckin' green fairy-tale,
I'm red, Red, RED, R E D !!!"
skoti